Madelyn was in the back seat of the truck when Gramma pulled up to the mail box. After retrieving the mail, Gramma announced that she had received a card. She opened it immediately and began to read aloud...
"What is the difference between a man and a margarita?"
She opened the card.
It read: A margarita always hits the spot!
Gramma caught herself before she read it. She was frantically trying to think of something to say so that Madelyn would be able to hear it without asking too many questions.
"I know what it says, Gramma!"
Oh boy.
"Oh? What, Madelyn?"
"That a Man-garita would be perfect!"
Yep. Clueless. For another day.
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